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Low life chavs

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2.5K views 33 replies 25 participants last post by  DJHicks  
#1 ·
Just had 4 lads chuck sh*t at my house, chased em up road couldnt catch em, im now worried about the bike, been told someone was trying to steal it earlier in week, its locked up and blocked don drive, dunno if ill get it into the garden though.

Gonna try get it in garden and wait for the f*ckers to come back.
 
#2 ·
If its 4 chavs p**sing about and they do want your bike it'll only be to rag about then burn, so they aren't going to go to too much trouble, and i doubt they'll have bolt croppers etc so if you make it difficult for them they shouldn't bother with it.

As for chasing them, it was probably exactly what they wanted you to do lol but fair play for going out there.
 
#3 ·
Get yourself an air rifle or anything that fires stuff and wait for them. Scare the sh*t out of em
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#4 ·
If they have any sense they would not rob it the same day that you chased them down the road. But if they are chavs i wouldnt put it past them. As RGrider said, get some sort of weapon to scare em with and set an alarm or something
 
#9 ·
Could always a get a BIG dog and chain that to the bike.
If they are anything like the chavs on my old estate, they probably aren't even interested in the bike, and just wanted to cause a nuisance... if not i'm seconding the rifle idea.
 
#16 ·
no get a goat would be much better. no1 cares about dogs but imagine walking round the corners and theres a goat. you'd be like "wtf theres a goat tied to the bike" and walk away.
 
#12 ·
Will vouch for the security light, makes so much difference. Another fairly cost effective option would be to install a CCTV camera at the front overlooking your drive?

Dont go for the air rifle option, or anything else that fires 'rounds', instead invest in a baseball bat, leave it by the front door and chase them with that as well
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#13 ·
yeah baseball or cricket bat just make sure u have a tennis ball on the side too... that way they cant do u for having an offensive weapon.... specially if u carry one in the car...

if the b*st*rds tried to do that with my bike no one would fine the bodys plain n simple lol
 
#15 ·
my garage is 100m down the road and saving up for a 22. rifle as we speak (Y)
people have been at the doors so many times its stupid.
from the front window it'd be such an easy shot to take.
but if the dudes in your front garden, set up a rape alarm to your gate, or tripwire a rape alarm and that'll work cheap and easy. take it down in the day obv.
 
#19 ·
Or dangle your d*ck outside and say "you want a real ride". That would scare the sh*t out of them.
 
#25 ·
I'm covered if anyone goes near my bike.

-Alarm goes off.
-Look out window, ping the theiving b*st*rds in the head with multiple air pistol shots.
-Go downstairs with bat and beat the sh*t into them

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#29 ·
You dont even need to fire anything out of the air rifle, i have a 22. and had some littel gits messing about round my house at about 11pm so shouted F off and of course they didnt then just stuck the UNloaded air rifle out my window and fired...made a loader noise then when its loaded and its kinda scared the crap out of even me
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, but they soon enough scattered as soon as they saw the air rifle and havent seen them for about...2 years now
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#31 ·
make some petrol bombs and chase them naked wielding a 15 inch black rubber c*ck

they'll move, fast